Your brand isn't a logo. It's a feeling.

Let’s create kickass merch that makes your clients remember you—because of how you made them feel.

Our services

Here's a quick overview of our offered packages. Scroll below to see more details on each one.

Option 1

Best for: You already know the product and just need it sourced, mocked up, + delivered fast.

Option 2

Option 3

Bundle

Access to thousands of products via HomePlates Worldwide.

Or pick from 50+ Kickass Premium Products ready for your logo.

Select your product, send us your logo, approve the mockup.

We handle production + shipping.

Get a clear plan to thank VIPs, wake up dormant accounts, and build loyalty—fast.

Everything from Option 1 plus:

Audience segments: Top 20 / Active Clients / Warm Prospects

Three product ideas (directional, not SKUs) with budget bands & when to use each:

Timeline & cutoffs: approval date, target in-hand window, and a simple follow-up window so delivery lands on time.

Most Popular. Choose a product. I source it.

Everything from Option 1 plus:

30-minute strategy session (audience, quantity range, budget band, timing, must-haves)

3 vetted options with links, exact quotes (COGS), current lead times

1 basic mockup for the option you pick

Delivery typically within 3 business days (vendor response dependent)

Best Value. Plan first, then pick with confidence.

Everything from Option 1 plus:

60-minute Strategy call → one-page brief (outcomes, segments, 3 product directions with budget bands, timing)

Curated Picks deliverable → 3 vetted options with quotes/lead times

30-minute review session to choose the winner

DIY Kickass Strategic Swag

(COGS only)

You know exactly what you want and have your logo ready and a product in mind? Go straight to checkout!

What you get:

• Access to thousands of products via HomePlates Worldwide.

• Or pick from 50+ Kickass Premium Products ready for your logo.

• Select your product, send us your logo, approve the mockup.

• We handle production + shipping.

No added fee—just pay for the products (COGS).

👉 Best for: You already know the product and just need it sourced, mocked up, + delivered fast.

Option 1

Kickass Strategic Session

(60 minutes)

Stop guessing what to send. Get a clear plan to thank VIPs, wake up dormant accounts, and build loyalty—fast.

What you get:

• Audience segments: Top 20 / Active Clients / Warm Prospects

• Three product ideas (directional, not SKUs) with budget bands & when to use each:

  • Desk Ritual: daily-use, stays visible

  • Commute/Travel: take-it-with-you utility

  • At-Home/Kitchen: high-frequency shared space

  • Tech Essentials: chargers, hubs—high utility

  • Fitness/Wellness: routine-building, habit-friendly

  • Eco-Friendly/Sustainable: values-aligned, reuse > waste

• Timeline & cutoffs: approval date, target in-hand window, and a simple follow-up window so delivery lands on time.

Bonus:

Order within 7 days* → get it FREE.

Option 2

*Place a $500+ COGS product order through me within 7 days after our session and I'll credit the $199 to that order.

COGS = product cost before tax/shipping/setup. Credit applies to the first qualifying order only; one credit per client. Complex builds are scoped separately; the $199 credit still applies to the product portion of a qualifying order. No retroactive credits. Non-transferable.

$199

Concierge: Curated Picks

(Most Popular)

Tired of endless vendor back-and-forth? No time to vet a dozen suppliers? Prefer one contact?

Choose a product. I source it and have it made.

What you get:

• 30-minute strategy session (audience, quantity range, budget band, timing, must-haves)

• 3 vetted options with links, exact quotes (COGS), current lead times

• 1 basic mockup for the option you pick

• Delivery typically within 3 business days (vendor response dependent)

Bonus:

Full credit with order* (within 7 days)

$2,500+ COGS → $499 credit applied to that order

Option 3

$499

*Qualifies: one of the presented options or any site catalog item that doesn't require new sourcing (single-SKU, standard imprint, in stock, one U.S. ship-to). Window: 7 calendar days from options delivery. After 7 days, the $499 stands. Product orders are COGS-only (plus tax if applicable/shipping/setup).

Strategy + Curated Picks

(Best Value · Save $99)

Plan first, then pick with confidence.

What you get:

• 60-minute Strategy call → one-page brief (outcomes, segments, 3 product directions with budget bands, timing)

• Curated Picks deliverable → 3 vetted options with quotes/lead times

• 30-minute review session to choose the winner

If bought separately: $199 + $499 = $698.
Bundle: $599 — Save $99 + leave with 3 ready-to-order quotes.

Perfect for: Q4 gifting, new client onboarding, milestone celebrations, event merch, and more.

Bonus:

Full credit with order* (within 7 days)

$3,000+ COGS → $599 credit applied to that order

Bundle

*Qualifies: presented options or site catalog items that don't require new sourcing (single-SKU, standard imprint, in stock, one U.S. ship-to). Product orders are COGS-only (plus tax/shipping/setup).

$599

Custom Quote + COGS

Got a hard deadline, multi-vendor nightmare, or compliance headache? We handle it all.

One point of contact from sourcing to delivery.

Use this when:

• Hard in-hand dates,

• kitting/multi-ship,

• custom packaging,

• multi-vendor builds,

• international/compliance, or

• programs/repeats.

Let's discuss your project: A focused scope-of-project session (30–45 min), products, budget, timelines, proof & sample coordination, production oversight, delivery confirmation.

How pricing works:

Project fee by quote based on scope; COGS is always separate.

White-Glove Service

Take a look at some of the kickass branded merch

I've created for clients.

They said it, not me:

”I highly recommend Barbara and her services. She is very informative and helpful when it comes to helping you decide what steps to take in developing your own branded products."

- Shelby Law Ruttan, Cookbook Author Honey B's Kitchen

"I thought I needed promo items. Barbara showed me I needed a strategy. She took the time to understand my brand and then helped me create products that felt like me — not some generic ‘put-your-logo-here’ junk. Total game-changer."

— Nicole T., Coach